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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Vampy Vixen In Da House,

The Rejects Of Society

O-kay.. I'm in the midst of my exams. I'm supposed to be studying, but I couldn't resist the urge to blog about this issue.

Let's start with Superband. Yes! The oh so controversial event that gets everyone talking. But no, I'm not going to criticise the bands. Instead, I'm going to put the spot light on the REJECTS OF SOCIETY .. you see those good for nothing people (90% Females) are at the studio twice a week, age range between early teens to the early 20s. They would go gaga over their favorite bands, rant & rave about their GOD-liness in their friendster profiles, blogs & would even go to the extent to make banners, and tons of 60-cent calls to make sure that their most beloved bands stay in the competition. 60 cents is a lot of money. I could buy a cup of tea with 60 cents.. Think about it.. 60 cents here, 60 cents there.. it all adds up ya know? Before the time these mindless fan gals revieve their phone bills, they would have broken a COLLOSSAL hole through their pockets.

Please do not get the wrong idea as I'm not criticizing the loved-one's of the band members as they are the ones who are there for the genuine purpose of giving the much needed moral support to the members.

Mediacorp is all out to make money.. sucking the Xiao Mei Mei's pocket money dry. What do all these bands get in the end? Fame? (Maybe.. for a short while..) but the so-called Fortune that comes with the Fame? (Forget about it!!) These bands struggle so hard, preparing song after song just to meet the weekly Saturday deadline. A lot of effort and time have been wasted on this.. Some people, even gave up their high-flying job to commit to the terms & conditions of the fuckin 1 year contract. But alas, his band got eliminated! Reality is harsh.. and that's the sad truth. This is Singapore.. you think that you can make it big? Think again long and hard before you sign your BIG NAME on the dotted line.

I thank god that Marionette decided against joining this competition.. If not, Ivan wouldn't have much time for me. I for one, am a practical person. Even if they happen to get as far as Lucify in the competition, I would not waste my time to go down to the studio to support them twice a week, as I have my own life & friends outside too! What's more? Squeeze with those pesky fans?

NO WAY!! So what if you are my bf? You should know me better!! xD

You guys must be wondering why I call them REJECTS.

1) Too fat, ugly, nerdy
2) Do not have boyfriends (Rejected by guys)
3) No outside friends (Loners)
4) So much time to waste

Therefore, no LIFE!!

By the way, the colourful phrase "The Rejects Of Society" is thought up by my dear leopard. So.. all the copyrights & royalties would have to go to him.

I tell you, If I have fans like these, I would rather go kill myself. I would not be able to face them without puking.. much less thanking them for their support & organizing meet-the-fans session *Pui Pui* The thought of it just makes my stomach churn.. Some people might have noticed that there are hardly any chio bus when the camera man makes a sweeping shot of the audience. Do you see a link? The pretty gals in S'pore have much better things to do than to waste their time on such trivial matters. If i have a band, I would rather have Quality fans rather than Quantity!!! It's just too hard to stomach the fans that you see during the airing of Superband on TV.. Think I will ask my band to quit straight away.

All they can do to feast their eyes on the so called eye-candies on stage twice a week. They would forgo their Saturday weekend & rush to mediacorp just to see their fave bands in action.. Monday late night (It's a school night mind you..) you would see them again at the result show. It has been the exam period for the past few weeks & I wonder how they get the time to so loyally go down to the studios to support the bands. That's why I call them DUMB Xiao Mei Mei.. They would rather forgo their studies & exams for this short-term fad

Now, all of these gals have something in common.. They are either, Fat, ugly, act-cute, punk/Goth wannabes or just plain nerdy. Now imagine that you are now watching an episode of Superband on TV.. when the camera man does zooms in on the audience.. *GAWD!!!* You would see those tubs-of-lards waving their posters in the air.. the movement sends the fats on their arms wobbling like Jell-o.. their saggy breasts meshing together.. *YUCKS!* Guys.. just think of making love to such a gal.. just the thought of it would make your cocks shrink.. this I guarrantee.

Those geeky xiao mei mei would be in their horrid dressing & thick specs.. Crying away, hiding their heads on their friend's shoulders, when they hear that the bands that they support were eliminated. Now.. I just love being an anti-thesisists. This is the part where I would laugh till my stomach cramps up. Why cry over such a trivial thing? They cry as if their parents just died or something. It's really irrational.. I see no logic behind all these.

Hmmm.. that's why they are called Xiao Mei Mei. So immature..

And of course, there would be those Goth wannabes which I absolutely condemn. By the way, she's a Lucify fan girl.. (No offense Lucify, but I just have a thing against her) Have you heard about a self-proclaimed "Goth Bitch" who enjoys pathetic Chinese pop songs sung by bands like 5566, K-one etc.? What's more? Her friendster nick is called Fallen Angel.. but the ironic thing is that her fave. book to read is the holy bible! WTF????!!!! I couldn't resist myself to give her a lecture as she was absolutely tainting the beautiful Gothic culture that we have so painstakingly built. But in the end, you know what she replied??

"Fuck off! wads ur problem??KNN!! u dun interfer in my life when i8 dun evennoe U freaking ASSHOLE!!!!FUCK OFF SLUT!!!"

Stupid Dumb ass & BLACK xiao mei mei who spells things like "rawks!!" As you can see above, her vocabulary is just limited to only curse & swear words.. her puntuation suck too. Doesn't mean you wear black, paint your nails black, you call yourself Goth??

Oh! The funny thing is that she enjoys killing. She asks me to fuck off when I gave her a lecture about disgracing MY culture. This is what I replied

"Thought you enjoyed killing? Do you wanna kill me? Do you get an orgasmic high when you kill people? Do you rub your cheebye and cum at the thought of killing?"

Heez.. I got my inspiration, all thanks to "Ichii The Killer" Since she enjoys killing, why does she ask me to fuck off instead? If you are that angry, you would want to get your hands on me & KILL KILL KILL!! So contradicting.. she wants WORLD PEACE!!

No link.. she doesn't answer to anything I shot at her, regarding the Goth culture. Think her breasts just shrunk.. nothing & no breasts to shoot back. I was hoping for an all out war.. Sianz...

She's out to get a whipping from me.. I haven't tested my S.M. fetishes on anyone yet. (Ivan's too scared..) So, she might just be the 1st one. Muahahah!!

Her profile's a big joke man..

http://www.friendster.com/profiles/qifu

I mean, FUCK ethics.. So sue me!!

Hmmm.. Comments appreciated. (If anyone even bothers to read this fucking long post)

2:59 PM